Hahaha.... nice!
GW head office! I want the Sigmarine statue out front to be ground zero for a deathstar/starkiller beam.
That'll be one thing the Stormcast will have little protection against...
An Episode 3 alternative ending!
Obi-Wan: Anakin! Good to see you're all right after all that!
Anakin: Thanks, Master! I did exactly as you told me as you left - I pretended to roll around groaning as though I had just had my legs chopped off and then cauterised with lava, so that Palpatine would get medical help, before throttling him to death with a Force Choke in the medical ward. He had been really convinced that I had turned to the Dark Side! As if I actually would!
Obi-Wan: You certainly did, old friend. It's just a shame that you had to kill all those younglings and Jedi in the Temple.
Anakin: Well, I had to keep up appearances, master. And so did they...
(Uncovers hospital curtain and all the Younglings that had appeared to be dead in the temple jump out)
Younglings: Hello Master Obi-Wan! Surprise!
Obi-Wan: Hold on a minute, you mean to say they were all play acting?
Anakin: Yup. They were indeed. I had to order the Clones to aim very close to them so that it would look as if they were being blasted to death.
Obi-Wan: So, the Clones weren't evil either?
Anakin: Not the 501st Legion - they were following my orders, not Palpatine's, so I made sure they killed nobody.
Obi-Wan: Oh, damn.
Anakin: What?
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda and I massacred a whole platoon of them thinking they had killed all the Jedi!
Anakin: No worries Master. They'll be easily replaced. Er, who's that guy with the white beard standing behind you?
Obi-Wan: (Turns around to George Lucas, stares at him for a while and turns back to Anakin) I haven't the foggiest idea. Oh, by the way, Padme's given birth to twins. She called them Luke and Leia, but she died during childbirth.
Anakin: (Sad) As my dreams predicted.
Obi-Wan: (Stern) I also found out that you're their father.
Anakin: (Desperate) She made me do it, Master! You don't know how persuasive she could be!
Obi-Wan: (Chuckling) Indeed I don't, Anakin. But being a single father will be enough punishment for you. You'll need as much help as the Force can provide!
Anakin: Not if you and Duchess Satine will help me play babysitter. Yes, I know all about your little play act against Darth Maul - Satine wore a suit of Beskar armour under her dress so that she wouldn't be killed by the Darksaber, and you pretended to mourn her death. And I know how you two are secretly meeting with each other - if you don't help me look after the twins, I'll tell Master Yoda about your little affair.
Obi-Wan: (Sighs) All right, you win. But you're going to do the night shift!
THE END