Contest January-February 2020 Short Story Contest (Entries Now Closed)

[Scalenex]

 

[Scalenex]

Double digits ya'll!

Any last minute stragglers?

The 11-20 number of the day range has the Count playing an anthropomorphic pipe organ. Just sayin'

 

[DeathBringer125]

I always assumed it was your lizard identity growling at the world. Disappointing to discover it's a cordial greeting.

That is what I thought too :...(

 

[Killer Angel]

(Aaaaaand already thinking it's a dumb story.... Ah well)

I usually think that my story is truly good.
It's when i read the other ones that suddenly i feel clumsy

 

[Lizards of Renown]

unfortunately that hasn't stopped some authors...

*cough cough* Stephanie Meyer *cough cough*

HA!

Aw, come one. She had a good thing going, as a follow up she could have done a cute romance between a Crypt Horror and an innocent Empire lass

Oh, oh, wait no! She could have done a girl and the skaven abomination thing! Think of all the royalties I could have gotten if i’d Told her about that idea!

 

[DeathBringer125]

HA!

Aw, come one. She had a good thing going, as a follow up she could have done a cute romance between a Crypt Horror and an innocent Empire lass

Oh, oh, wait no! She could have done a girl and the skaven abomination thing! Think of all the royalties I could have gotten if i’d Told her about that idea!

I feel like this is a joke which i lack the information to understand

 

[Lizards of Renown]

I feel like this is a joke which i lack the information to understand

Just a reference to Stephanie Meyers doing a romance between a human and vampire... I was talking about her then doing a sequel but featuring something much worse to highlight the point...

Doesn't sound so funny when I lay it out like that...