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So yes, sometimes (more often than I should) I give in to the greasy urges and visit maccas, it makes for a second best hangover cure if I can't be bothered waiting for the pizza shop to open. Anyway, they have come up with a new cup design.

.... Who writes this sh*t?!?! "Perfectly poured for maximum refreshment" ???
Ummmmmmm..... How can you non perfectly pour a cup of cheap coke? There is no skill involved in holding the cup under a nozel and pressing the spray button.
I swear they were ready to kick me out when I went back up to the counter, barely containing my laughter, and asked for a new drink because it was clear the one I had was in fact not 'perfectly poured' as advertised, as such I simply wasn't getting the maximum refreshment I paid for. I merely (quite politely I might add) requested that I have a new drink that stands up to my standards of perfection in the pouring as is my right as a customer.
Ahhh general chat. I love it, can't believe it took me so long to discover it.

.... Who writes this sh*t?!?! "Perfectly poured for maximum refreshment" ???
Ummmmmmm..... How can you non perfectly pour a cup of cheap coke? There is no skill involved in holding the cup under a nozel and pressing the spray button.
I swear they were ready to kick me out when I went back up to the counter, barely containing my laughter, and asked for a new drink because it was clear the one I had was in fact not 'perfectly poured' as advertised, as such I simply wasn't getting the maximum refreshment I paid for. I merely (quite politely I might add) requested that I have a new drink that stands up to my standards of perfection in the pouring as is my right as a customer.
Ahhh general chat. I love it, can't believe it took me so long to discover it.