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On a whim (and because I had a free movie ticket and the short story contest put horror on my brain) I went to see Crimson Peak. I liked it.
I thought about horror movies I like, horror movies that were okay, which ones I didn't like and which ones I detested. I realized something. All my favorite horror movies are set in a creepy Victorian style house with ghosts that the protagonist(s) have to discover the origins of before they can defeat. The Others, Coraline, and Crimson Peak.
In any event I believe that there are three, maybe four basic horror movie archetypes.
The first is the classic slasher movies. There is a HUGE gap between good and bad slasher flicks. In fact they are not all gruesome with slasher. Despites being kid-friendly, I would call Small Soldiers a Slasher Movie. Basically the formula is you have a monster or psychopath attack victims. Usually they draw up a body count but in softer rated movies you can have narrow escapes and minor injuries. The gist is you have lots of chase scenes and running and hiding. At the end of the movie, the victim-hero fights off the attacker or leads his/her friends against the attacker. The victim-hero here is usually an adult woman and adolescent boy. They usually win. Terminator 1, the Leprechaun series, Scream series, Small Soldiers and a gazillion others follow this formula.
The second type is what I call an Escape movie. A Slasher movie puts a monster in the protagonists homes. In an escape movie the protagonists are the luckless invaders in the monster's home. While there may be a main villain or monster, the entire setting is out to get the characters. The protagonists are stuck on a mad scientist's island, a broken space ship infested with an alien virus, a portal to a dimensions, a country estate run by a well-organized cult, The protagonists could even be in their own home if the monsters quickly (and relatively quietly) take over. Usually best for small rural communities. If it's a major attack on a major metropolitan area, it's not an Escape movie. Jurassic Park is a good example. Not only did the protagonists have to deal with things trying to eat them and stampedes they also had to face severe weather and technology turning off and on at the worst possible times. Other good examples (by good I mean pure to the forumula, not necessarily good) include Event Horizon, Planet of the Apes (the first good one and the subpar Tim Burton remake), The Island of Dr. Moreau, The Stepford Wives (a good example of why horror and comedy doesn't mix), and The Purge. My beloved Victorian haunted house movies tend to
The third type is what I call a Torture movie (actually I call them something else, and it would bend the forum's decorum to type the term down).
On the surface they can follow the basic plot structure of an Escape or Slasher movie. The protagonists are often either trying to escape somewhere or evade a pursuer. Here's the catch. In a Torture movie, the victim heroes rarely escape or triumph. If the protagonists win, it's often a phyrric victory where the monsters and protagonists alike die together. While it's common for the villain in any horror movie to come back somehow, it's near universal here. I can't tell you where a Slasher or Escape movie ends and a Torture movie begins but I know it when I see it. The focus of the movie is not on the fear and struggle, it's on the pain and violation. The sad part is I have never liked one of these movies but if I start watching one I feel compelled to finish watching it. Now if I decide to sit down to watch a horror movie I have to read reviews of it to check to see I'm not watching a Torture movie. The Saw series, Hills Have Eyes series, Wrong Turn series. Centipede is probably the worst offender. I didn't watch more than a one minute clip but I read the synopsis which makes my stomach churn.
The fourth type of horror movie is arguably not a horror movie, the Invasion Movie. Basically you are dealing with a large monster like Godzilla or King Kong or one of the B-Movies from the 50s, 60s, and 70s (I like Attack of the Giant Ants). Modern movies of this ilk don't always turn out great. I thought Pacific Rim was good if you approach it with you inner nine-year old. If you don't have giant monsters, you might have an alien invasion or zombie horde. I think they are action movies first and horror movies second. While not an invasion per se, Pirates of the Caribbean has scary undead in it but it's outweighed by choreographed action, a romantic subplot, and comic interludes.
Any event, what do you guys like or dislike in horror movies?
I thought about horror movies I like, horror movies that were okay, which ones I didn't like and which ones I detested. I realized something. All my favorite horror movies are set in a creepy Victorian style house with ghosts that the protagonist(s) have to discover the origins of before they can defeat. The Others, Coraline, and Crimson Peak.
In any event I believe that there are three, maybe four basic horror movie archetypes.
The first is the classic slasher movies. There is a HUGE gap between good and bad slasher flicks. In fact they are not all gruesome with slasher. Despites being kid-friendly, I would call Small Soldiers a Slasher Movie. Basically the formula is you have a monster or psychopath attack victims. Usually they draw up a body count but in softer rated movies you can have narrow escapes and minor injuries. The gist is you have lots of chase scenes and running and hiding. At the end of the movie, the victim-hero fights off the attacker or leads his/her friends against the attacker. The victim-hero here is usually an adult woman and adolescent boy. They usually win. Terminator 1, the Leprechaun series, Scream series, Small Soldiers and a gazillion others follow this formula.
The second type is what I call an Escape movie. A Slasher movie puts a monster in the protagonists homes. In an escape movie the protagonists are the luckless invaders in the monster's home. While there may be a main villain or monster, the entire setting is out to get the characters. The protagonists are stuck on a mad scientist's island, a broken space ship infested with an alien virus, a portal to a dimensions, a country estate run by a well-organized cult, The protagonists could even be in their own home if the monsters quickly (and relatively quietly) take over. Usually best for small rural communities. If it's a major attack on a major metropolitan area, it's not an Escape movie. Jurassic Park is a good example. Not only did the protagonists have to deal with things trying to eat them and stampedes they also had to face severe weather and technology turning off and on at the worst possible times. Other good examples (by good I mean pure to the forumula, not necessarily good) include Event Horizon, Planet of the Apes (the first good one and the subpar Tim Burton remake), The Island of Dr. Moreau, The Stepford Wives (a good example of why horror and comedy doesn't mix), and The Purge. My beloved Victorian haunted house movies tend to
The third type is what I call a Torture movie (actually I call them something else, and it would bend the forum's decorum to type the term down).
On the surface they can follow the basic plot structure of an Escape or Slasher movie. The protagonists are often either trying to escape somewhere or evade a pursuer. Here's the catch. In a Torture movie, the victim heroes rarely escape or triumph. If the protagonists win, it's often a phyrric victory where the monsters and protagonists alike die together. While it's common for the villain in any horror movie to come back somehow, it's near universal here. I can't tell you where a Slasher or Escape movie ends and a Torture movie begins but I know it when I see it. The focus of the movie is not on the fear and struggle, it's on the pain and violation. The sad part is I have never liked one of these movies but if I start watching one I feel compelled to finish watching it. Now if I decide to sit down to watch a horror movie I have to read reviews of it to check to see I'm not watching a Torture movie. The Saw series, Hills Have Eyes series, Wrong Turn series. Centipede is probably the worst offender. I didn't watch more than a one minute clip but I read the synopsis which makes my stomach churn.
The fourth type of horror movie is arguably not a horror movie, the Invasion Movie. Basically you are dealing with a large monster like Godzilla or King Kong or one of the B-Movies from the 50s, 60s, and 70s (I like Attack of the Giant Ants). Modern movies of this ilk don't always turn out great. I thought Pacific Rim was good if you approach it with you inner nine-year old. If you don't have giant monsters, you might have an alien invasion or zombie horde. I think they are action movies first and horror movies second. While not an invasion per se, Pirates of the Caribbean has scary undead in it but it's outweighed by choreographed action, a romantic subplot, and comic interludes.
Any event, what do you guys like or dislike in horror movies?
