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The Random Thread of Random Randomness

Green [Fluent in 10 Languages]
  • you get to choose which languages (in addition to any you can already speak/read/write fluently)
  • fluency extends to speaking, reading and writing
  • your expertise in your 10 new languages would be equal to the level of your current day most proficient language and you would be able to improve upon them as normal
  • the languages are bound to human languages (you can't choose speak with animals)

The reading writing thing really makes this more appealing. It was something I hadn't considered before. I can take a few dead languages and be a living Rosetta Stone. Make a lot of money and fame and advance anthropology at the same time. Speaking dead languages fluently would also help me with my ambitions of writing fantasy. Some people really go for authentic fantasy languages. I could also make good money selling my language services in dead languages to Hollywood.

Blue [Bangin' Bod]
  • your body is transformed to the level of a "9 or 10" in line with the beauty standards of a culture of your choice (but still bound to the limits of reality... you can't look like the Hulk from the MCU for instance)
  • you gain no other benefit (increased strength, endurance, vitality, lifespan, etc.) beyond your physical appearance (although you can still improve upon these traits in the exact same way as you would without the potion)
  • to ensure that the Red potion is not completely redundant, your appearance is still bound to your age. Meaning, if you gathered 100 people of your age, you would be consistently rated to be in the top 10 among them in terms of physical appearance. So if you're 80 years old, you ain't beating out a good looking 20 year old.
  • your bangin bod includes your facial appearance
  • everyone you knew would still recognize that it is you (for the sake of simplicity), you're just more aesthetically pleasing
  • you retain your bangin bod despite potentially poor lifestyle choices, but you can still accrue negative health benefits

If I cannot be strong and healthy, I don't care how handsome I am. I'm used to seeing my face in the mirror, I'd be disappointed to see a radically different face.

Black [Mind Reading]
  • you have the ability to choose when and on whom you use your powers on (you have full control over it)
  • you have no ability to control someone's mind directly (although, with practice, the ability to read another's mind could make you very persuasive if you are clever enough to exploit it)
  • reading someone's current thoughts requires the same mental concentration as listening to someone speak and understanding them
  • reading someone's past thoughts requires greater concentration (something along the lines of doing conventional research and shifting through information)
  • as a frame of reference, think of Charles Xavier from the X-men but without the power to control/influence the other person (the information only travels from them to you... you can't implant thoughts/ideas)

With these limits, this is very appealing...I still value other's privacy, but you basically wrote this to be the best possible interpretation possible for this potion.

Red [Look 25 until you die]
  • your appearance falls within the upper and lower limits of what you could/did look like at the age of 25
  • you are still bound to conventional weight gain/loss and muscle gain/loss
  • drinking the potion does not alter your life expectancy
  • you gain no further advantage beyond looking young (no increased strength, endurance, vitality, lifespan, etc.), you still physically age as you would if you had not consumed the potion, you just don't look it

Men look pretty good as they age if they stay in shape. If anything, not aging would make it harder for me to have a romantic relationship or pursue long term friendship as my friends age and I don't.

Purple [Able to eat anything without gaining a pound]
  • your fat levels remain at an ideal/healthy level no matter what food you eat and in what quantity
  • you are still able to gain (and lose) muscle as normal
  • you do enjoy the health benefits of living at a healthy weight
  • you are not immune to secondary effects of a really poor diet (clogged arteries, vitamin deficiency, etc.)
  • consuming too few calories will still result in weight loss (and any associated negative effects), but upon increasing calorie intake above expenditure you will gain weight back up to that perfect ideal (but no further)

This is pretty appealing. You wrote this to a pretty solid no downside interpretation. I once had a professor who spoke nine languages fluently, so I guess the green potion is possible, but of all the potions this is the one potion that we could duplicate without magic.

In all fairness though, I've been struggling to get my weight under control for twenty years zig zagging up and down (more often up than down). I'd be nice to have one fewer thing to worry about.
 
With these limits, this is very appealing...I still value other's privacy, but you basically wrote this to be the best possible interpretation possible for this potion.

I'll be honest, I have very fond memories of watching the old X-men animated series from the 90's. Couple that with Patrick Stewart's portrayal of Professor X on the big screen and Xavier is my default template when it comes to mind reading/control. Meaning, unless the description contradicts Xavier's version of mind control/reading, that's pretty much what I go with. In this case, it said mind reading so I cut away the relevant parts of his power set (anything outgoing... mind control, speaking to someone telepathically) and went from there.

The reading writing thing really makes this more appealing. It was something I hadn't considered before. I can take a few dead languages and be a living Rosetta Stone. Make a lot of money and fame and advance anthropology at the same time. Speaking dead languages fluently would also help me with my ambitions of writing fantasy. Some people really go for authentic fantasy languages. I could also make good money selling my language services in dead languages to Hollywood.

Opting to pick up fluency in some dead languages is and interesting option. Also the applicability to fantasy writing is right up your alley! :)

In terms of making money, there is some potential here. The Bangin Body blue potion also has some potential... with some luck, as natural competition will still be stiff AND if someone is young enough (modelling, acting, etc.). Of course in terms of money making, nothing even comes remotely close to the black potion if someone were inclined to take advantage of it :angelic:. Poker anyone? :D Realistically you could dominate nearly any field...
  • business/sales
  • investigator
  • reporter
  • politician
  • military tactics
  • if you are also athletically inclined... many sports (imagine knowing what strike your opponent will throw, or where they will shoot, etc.)
  • psychology / therapy
  • writing (imagine the insight you could gain into people's psyche)
  • crime (obviously... but is this too similar to "politician"?)
  • etc.
Bottom line you would have a skill that nobody else in the world has and it would put you at a MASSIVE advantage in every interaction.
 
I think the choice is really obvious, for me anyway. As Nightbringer has already mentioned about its use in monetary gain aswell as tonnes of other fields. I would pick the BLACK potion. And the real benefit is that you are basically in control of when you read someone's mind.

Although, GREEN would be my second choice if I 'thought' it all out a bit more.
 
Green [Fluent in 10 Languages]
  • you get to choose which languages (in addition to any you can already speak/read/write fluently)
  • fluency extends to speaking, reading and writing
  • your expertise in your 10 new languages would be equal to the level of your current day most proficient language and you would be able to improve upon them as normal
  • the languages are bound to human languages (you can't choose speak with animals)
This was my first choice, and i still thing it's a really strong one.
Leaving aside interesting possibilities as ancient languages, this is still an ability which not only is very cool and handy to have, but that can also grant you a living.
There's really no downside in being able to master 10 (11) languages. It's only a matter if other potions could give you more.

Blue [Bangin' Bod]
  • your body is transformed to the level of a "9 or 10" in line with the beauty standards of a culture of your choice (but still bound to the limits of reality... you can't look like the Hulk from the MCU for instance)
  • you gain no other benefit (increased strength, endurance, vitality, lifespan, etc.) beyond your physical appearance (although you can still improve upon these traits in the exact same way as you would without the potion)
  • to ensure that the Red potion is not completely redundant, your appearance is still bound to your age. Meaning, if you gathered 100 people of your age, you would be consistently rated to be in the top 10 among them in terms of physical appearance. So if you're 80 years old, you ain't beating out a good looking 20 year old.
  • your bangin bod includes your facial appearance
  • everyone you knew would still recognize that it is you (for the sake of simplicity), you're just more aesthetically pleasing
  • you retain your bangin bod despite potentially poor lifestyle choices, but you can still accrue negative health benefits
this could grant you a living. Naomi Campbell falls in this cathegory, i believe.
Anyway, you just look nice, that's all your advantage… you still have to rely on your charisma and intelligence / knowledge, so the real advantages are kinda limited.
Given that i was never fixed on physical appearence, and i don't care if in the same room there's someone prettier than me, i won't drink the potion


Black [Mind Reading]
  • you have the ability to choose when and on whom you use your powers on (you have full control over it)
  • you have no ability to control someone's mind directly (although, with practice, the ability to read another's mind could make you very persuasive if you are clever enough to exploit it)
  • reading someone's current thoughts requires the same mental concentration as listening to someone speak and understanding them
  • reading someone's past thoughts requires greater concentration (something along the lines of doing conventional research and shifting through information)
  • as a frame of reference, think of Charles Xavier from the X-men but without the power to control/influence the other person (the information only travels from them to you... you can't implant thoughts/ideas)
It's a solid power. Useful, strong… can definitely help you in making money. Big money, and power. The downsides are limited (for example to know secrets or opinions that whould have been better to remain hidden) and the possible gains are kinda high.
However, I do believe that, in the long time, it could be very stressful. The temptation to know the hidden thoughts of (for example) your wife…


Red [Look 25 until you die]
  • your appearance falls within the upper and lower limits of what you could/did look like at the age of 25
  • you are still bound to conventional weight gain/loss and muscle gain/loss
  • drinking the potion does not alter your life expectancy
  • you gain no further advantage beyond looking young (no increased strength, endurance, vitality, lifespan, etc.), you still physically age as you would if you had not consumed the potion, you just don't look it
Seriously? I will just look 25, but i will have the bones ache of a 60 yo?
what's the advantage? at this point, it's 100 times better the Blue potion, hands down.
Anyway, just to be clear… even if you could keep the endurance and the physical advantages of a 25 yo person, that would still be a trap. Do you really want to be a 25 man, married to a 60 woman? Do you want to explain to teachers (or doctors) that you really are the father of that 14 yo girl? Or that you really have the age to get a pensioner concession card?
That's all the downsides of Highlander, without any of the advantages.
As actually written, I would fight to spit this potion, if someone forces me to drink it.

Purple [Able to eat anything without gaining a pound]
  • your fat levels remain at an ideal/healthy level no matter what food you eat and in what quantity
  • you are still able to gain (and lose) muscle as normal
  • you do enjoy the health benefits of living at a healthy weight
  • you are not immune to secondary effects of a really poor diet (clogged arteries, vitamin deficiency, etc.)
  • consuming too few calories will still result in weight loss (and any associated negative effects), but upon increasing calorie intake above expenditure you will gain weight back up to that perfect ideal (but no further)
That's not bad but… really?
Basically, I can eat as much as i can, without any visible negative side.
Please, unless you suffer from something that actually makes this useful (excessive metabolism, so you become fat just by eating a slice of bread), then how this is a so big gain? I am 50, height 1.83 m, 80 kg. I eat what i like without feeling the need to choke myself on a whole cake, and a portion of lasagna is enough. What the gain in the ability to eat 3 pizzas in a row? that i spend triple as much in food?
And anyway, you won't be immune to the effects of a poor diet, so you can easily die in a short time, because you won't even notice the damage you're doing to yourself.
BUT even if you would be immune to diseases caused by a poor diet, there's still a high chance that eating will become your hobby. wow.


in the end, my personal preferences:

1) green: good, no downsides
2) black: the best upsides, but possible unknown downsides
3) blue: limited upsides, no downsides
4) Purple: limited upsides if you naturally tend to be a fat person, possible heavy physical downsides.
5) Red: false upsides, heavy social downsides
 
@Killer Angel : A great analysis. While I came to different conclusions (and would make different choices), I can see where you are coming from. For me the green potion is the least interesting. It is the one potion that you could replicate on your own, with enough effort (with the exception of the truly dead languages). All the other potions give you ability that with our current day level of knowledge/science cannot be replicated.

However, I do believe that, in the long time, it could be very stressful. The temptation to know the hidden thoughts of (for example) your wife…
With great power comes great responsibility! (or looser Sith-like values)

what's the advantage? at this point, it's 100 times better the Blue potion, hands down.
I prefer the blue potion over the red one as well.

The advantage of the red potion comes down to appearance at a later age. A person who is a "9 or a 10" at the age of 65 won't look as good as a person who is even below average at age 25 (unless you are a solid 1 or a 2 at age 25).

As for what the advantage is... ask Tom Cruise! For certain professions it would be a godsend. Even if you don't pursue such a profession, you might be able to get a some fame (and consequent wealth) out of the fact that you don't appear to age.

Still, it's not my favorite potion, but it does confer some advantages.

even if you could keep the endurance and the physical advantages of a 25 yo person, that would still be a trap.
It has some downsides, but if you could keep the physical attributes of a 25 year old, it would be very well worth it (and would spring into my top 2 choices). Imagine living your entire life in your prime. Imagine being 85 and while your friends are at a nursing home requiring someone to lift them onto the toilet seat, you are out mountain biking or playing football. Yes please.


That's not bad but… really?
Basically, I can eat as much as i can, without any visible negative side.
Please, unless you suffer from something that actually makes this useful (excessive metabolism, so you become fat just by eating a slice of bread), then how this is a so big gain? I am 50, height 1.83 m, 80 kg. I eat what i like without feeling the need to choke myself on a whole cake, and a portion of lasagna is enough. What the gain in the ability to eat 3 pizzas in a row? that i spend triple as much in food?
And anyway, you won't be immune to the effects of a poor diet, so you can easily die in a short time, because you won't even notice the damage you're doing to yourself.
BUT even if you would be immune to diseases caused by a poor diet, there's still a high chance that eating will become your hobby. wow.

I think most people think of the gluttonous side of this potion, but it can also be used in a much more sensible way.

This potion still confers some great benefits. Even if you lead a very healthy lifestyle, the ability to maintain a perfect ideal level of fat is very useful. Most people who eat well and exercise could still benefit from losing a few pounds as they get older. As such, the potion would give you healthier joints (because you are carrying around less weight), allow you to have a very fit body much easier if you are willing to exercise beside it and the outright health benefits of maintaining a perfect weight. Even things like endurance, while not directly effected, would be improved because you have to carry around less weight.

In the event that a person lives an insanely healthy lifestyle (or were dealt a very lucky genetic hand) to the point where they maintain a perfect weight balance anyways, this potion becomes redundant. However at older ages, this because increasingly rare.
 
I prefer the blue potion over the red one as well.

The advantage of the red potion comes down to appearance at a later age. A person who is a "9 or a 10" at the age of 65 won't look as good as a person who is even below average at age 25 (unless you are a solid 1 or a 2 at age 25).

As for what the advantage is... ask Tom Cruise! For certain professions it would be a godsend. Even if you don't pursue such a profession, you might be able to get a some fame (and consequent wealth) out of the fact that you don't appear to age.

Still, it's not my favorite potion, but it does confer some advantages.

yes, that's true, but the decision is based solely on personal considerations.
For an actor as Tom Cruise, it's a powerful gift… but i'm not such a person… i live the life i live and I'm happy with it: i don't have the charisma or the inclination to exploit a forever-young appearance, and I wouldn't be able to do a profession where such an ability would be useful, so (while i see the possible upsides for someone else), i don't see any practical gain for me.
That's why the "mundane" power of speak languages is so much worthy to me than a "magical" ability that gives me something unique but useless for my kind of life.

there are choices that are objectively better than others, but there are also choices where the goodness can be evalued only on a subjective level.
 
there are choices that are objectively better than others, but there are also choices where the goodness can be evalued only on a subjective level.
Can't argue with that! That's also the point of this little game/exercise; to see how different viewpoints interact with the choices available. It would be tremendously boring and ultimately a completely futile exercise if everyone saw it exactly as I do!
 
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