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I had an acquaintance who said she was gluten free and she was almost proud of it back in the mid oughts when gluten free was extra trendy.
The symptoms continued, so she assumed she made a mistake (gluten is in a lot of things you wouldn't guess) but it later turned out she had Irritable Bowels Syndrome and gluten had no impact on it.
I bet a lot of people misdiagnose their gluten allergies.
That said, I need to eat less carbs, like many other westerners so cutting back on gluten is not a terrible thing.
Gluten free bread and gluten free sweets. I would rather just never eat the food again then eat such pale imitations.
The same goes with Vegan faux meat. I would rather just not have it than eat the fake version. That said, there are some vegan foods I do like but they are mostly independent dishes not imitations of nonvegan things though I hear vegan cheese is not half bad. The theory is more research was put into vegan cheese because you have two customer bases, vegans and lactose intolerants.
Why someone would eat that way if they did not have to?
But not tofurkey. NEVER TOFURKEY...
So my aunt is a smart woman but she believes anything trendy with regards to nutrition. She won't believe me that the so called studies that talk about how dangerous MSG is were all funded by competing restaurant chains. They so were btw. I don't trust McDonalds but I'm going to treat a report about their issues poorly if the source is a Burger King marketing firm.
My aunt insisted she was allergic to gluten. I was camping with my aunt and several much younger cousins.
We had hot dogs on bread instead of buns. Not a big deal, I have my brats and hot dogs on sliced bread all the time. We also had baked beans. I tried a hot dog with gluten free bread, it was awful, so I put my hot dog in the beans. When I asked for a second hot dog, I insisted on no bread and put my second hot dog in the beans.
The eyes of all my cousins lit up. Metaphorically speaking, I blew their minds. "We can eat hot dogs without a bun?" This trend kept going. I cannot remember little kids ever emulating my behavior before, but they continued to (politely) refuse gluten- free breads and tortillas and eat their meals sans the gluten free bird food.
A few months later, I was visiting them again. I noticed my aunt was serving a lot of high gluten stuff. It turned out she wasn't allergic to gluten after all. I think she just changed her method of cooking because she realized her children didn't want to eat gluten free stuff.
I believe tofurkey is the single reason why vegans have a bad name.
They are accused of ruining everyone's thanksgiving.
It really shouldn't matter if your friends eat other stuff than you, but sharing a meal is the most basic form of social interaction (stupid CCP virus). Even primates are shown to bond over sharing food. It's really irksome when one person in the group has to steer the entire group towards food they don't like. It gets worse if they are preachy about it.
Can't say I blame the kids. Most Gluten-Free bread is just bad, dense as a piece of clay, and has an odd texture. I eat a lot of rice instead. sushi rice, not minute rice. Better taste, better texture, and you can make sushi with it. I never do, but I could. I just do NOT get people who think it is trendy to do weird diets. Little kids have it right. Unless it is actively making you sick (or is REALLY bad for you), just eat what you like. Don't get me wrong, you have to make sure they eat their vegetables and stuff, but if making them eat veggies means making home-made fries in the oven or something, do it. Good food doesn't have to TASTE or FEEL bad. Hell, you want them to eat veggies, make them PIZZA. Pepperoni can hide the flavor of a lot of things. Enough pepperoni WILL hide the taste of broccoli.
Nope. More their habit of trying to force their way of eating down other people's throats. I'm okay with vegetarians. They'll try to make you see their point, but they won't harp about it unless someone else is trying to force meat on THEM. Vegans, however, (well the ones I have met anyway) tend to be overly proud that they ARE Vegans and try to make everyone around them eat that way. I actually eat mostly vegetarian for my wife's sake (I do keep some frozen chicken in the house and the odd can of tuna fish or package of turkey bratwurst), but that's because over the years I have found I like stir-fry, stews, and such more than big slabs of meat.
...they CAN be, which is why I don't usually eat with anyone who tells me they're serving Tofurkey. Back in college, one of my gaming buddies decided to try making Tofurkey for our "Day-After-Thanksgiving-We're-Avoiding-The-Black-Friday-Sales" game. First, last, and only time. It tasted like, and had the texture of (and chewed like) rubber. We threw it out and ordered a pizza. We have also gotten into the habit of teasing him incessantly about it.
Word. My wife and I had a long talk about this before we got married. She only has one rule. I can't cook bacon around her (she actually got food poisoning from some as a kid and the smell makes her hurl). She doesn't preach to people about the 'virtues' of being a vegetarian, and just asks us to not cook meat while she's going to be in the room. Just meant (before that gaming group broke up) that we had to make the burgers for game night ahead of time, and make sure there was something she could eat available.
So we usually made a big pile of mashed potatoes or pan-fried potatoes to go with the burgers!![]()
Finally, proof that life on Earth is sustainable!