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Gallery Spawning of Bob and Friends

Don't worry Rychek, you are quite safe. PhatMoFo suffers from astigmatism, presbyopia, alopecia and halitosis. He would be lucky to hit the side of a temple city with a javelin. Ballistic skill zero ! :D

On a side note, I heard that the fool is secretly developing some sort of aerial deployment-strength 10 impact hits-template weapon which can then employ a devastating thunder stomp attack! :jawdrop:

Apparently its all there in the fluff, and there seems to be consensus in the gaming community that this is a valid new direction for the Lizardmen army. He is just looking for a target to test it on.

Oh crud......
 
spawning of Bob said:
Don't worry Rychek, you are quite safe. PhatMoFo suffers from astigmatism, presbyopia, alopecia and halitosis. He would be lucky to hit the side of a temple city with a javelin. Ballistic skill zero !
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6's always hit!


spawning of Bob said:
He is just looking for a target to test it on.
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looked* !!
 
This just in, coatl is back on the menu!

Only question is am I the chef or the cold one hatching from an egg?

Funny as hell Bob.
 
Phatmotha-phucka said:
spawning of Bob said:
Don't worry Rychek, you are quite safe. PhatMoFo suffers from astigmatism, presbyopia, alopecia and halitosis. He would be lucky to hit the side of a temple city with a javelin. Ballistic skill zero !
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6's always hit!
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BRB page 4.

"Some creatures have been given a value of '0' (often shown as a dash: '—') for certain characteristics, which means that they have no ability whatsoever in that skill. This usually applies to creatures unable to use missile weapons, so they have BS0 or BS-, but it might equally well apply to other characteristics too."

You might own a blowpipe, but you can't fire it. So you can't roll 6's. :meh:
 
Caneghem said:
bYou might own a blowpipe, but you can't fire it. So you can't roll 6's.
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..my plans are ruined....guess ill have to settle with stegadon bodyslam then!
 
You sir, are quite a good guesser :D Yes I'm from Finland, the name comes from the word "mahti" that's translates to "might" (as a noun mind you!) If this info helps Bob at all you're welcome ^^
 
Well Mahtis, I "might" have followed your suggestion, and I "might" not have. You will have to get Craken and go and check where you have been edited into the original post.
 
Excellent! :D I'm proud to be the first kroxigor in Spawning of Bob and Friends... I think :D I just hope I have enough skink-siblings to do the thinking for me ^^

EDIT: Although not the smartest (..I think...), at least I've been quoted to this quality:

PlasmaDavid said:
... you have a devious mind!
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Actually you are the first Spawning of Bob Kroxigor anywhere.

I thought the skinks were there to do the dying for you. If they're not smart enough to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be following them around.
 
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