The Hunted slowly stopped juggling. His knives went back into his pockets one by one.
It was best not to upset any other sailors, he knew from experience...
That experience, combined with the sight of men drinking, reminded him of this story...
...
That man was so drunk, he couldn't even get his own boots on!
He stumbled across the entire bar, sometimes he lay on the ground, sometimes on one leg,
sometimes nobody knew what he was doing!
So finally, he got a boot on. Guess what? The wrong one! His left foot now rested in his right boot,
hah! Can you believe that!?
Now, what do you think this guy does?...
He yells: "Bartender!, get over here!"
And that, my friends, was a seriously bad move.
...
So, now everybody who listened knew; that hellbreaker looked a bit like that bartender.
Not everybody on board could appreciate that.
But, as a good sailor would, The Hunted went on with that story...
...
So when we were finally back in our home port, what do you think?
His wife stands on the dock, along with a few more neighbours. And let me tell you, they did not look happy at all!
...
To make it up to hellbreaker, Xlontiqu found himself in the angry wife role!
Not everybody on board could appreciate that.
But, as a good sailor would, The Hunted went even further with his story!
...
Back at sea, homeless, wifeless, nearly out of rum, we had this massive stroke of luck.
You see, we saw this island; and somehow knew it housed some form of creature.
Guess what!? It did! We moved ashore, rum in one hand, sword in the other, and came on this, this...
thing. It had 3 arms, 5 legs, and I tell you: 2 mouths sitting above it's 5 noses!
It looked surprised, and that was pretty normal, seeing the circumstances...
14 sailors, somewhat drunk, led by a very angry captain, and a dog, all gazing upon him, before one of us yelled:
"Oi, let's get 'im!"
...
Yep, even Craken found himself in this story. How he managed to combine this all; nobody knew. Fact was, everybody was listening now; and most of the group had a blast listening to The Hunted's story.
The Hunted