Announcement Prepare for the Coup of the Century

[Scalenex]

The important thing is that Scalenex am in charge of all of you. I have taken over in the most brilliant-good coup that the world has ever see-smelled. As long as you everything I say-squeak. All will be well.

I never thought lizards essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a kroxigor's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!


Now everyone get to work.

 

[Killer Angel]

The important thing is that Scalenex am in charge of all of you. I have taken over in the most brilliant-good coup that the world has ever see-smelled.

Yes-yes!

 

[Imrahil]

Gnaw-Gnaw, Imrahil

 

[Aginor]

Ok....

 

[Lizerd]

Bubonic plague-disease! Yes-Yes

 

[Ge32]

I did not understand. Why is it all riddled with rats, now?

This is not part of the great plan of the old ones.


Rats everywhere

 

[Killer Angel]

I did not understand. Why is it all riddled with rats, now?

April's fool

 

[Lizards of Renown]

@Scalenex

Loving your work on the Lion King adaptation.

 

[Y'ttar Scaletail]

Thank the Horned One! I was sure-sure those foul scale-things were starting to work out I wasn't one-one of them. I just have to take-take off this scale-thing costu- er...erm...come on...uh...the zip-thing is stuck-stuck...erm...neek neek? *Flees*

 

[Caleb ex nihilo]

THEY ARE IN THE STAR SHIP!!! To the armory!!!

 

[Lizards of Renown]

Come brothers, do not be alarmed. This is all part of the Great Plan.

Did you not see the Kroxigors and other beats were running low on food?

And I for one was NOT looking forwards to building the pyramid for @Scalenex so this is a blessing.

Armoury? No, no. Dungeons. Get the chains brothers.

 

[Kilvakar]

Do not squirt musk of fear, clan-friends! Surely the Old On... I mean, uh, The Great Horned Rat must have brought this about for a reason-purpose, yes-yes! Soon you will see, all things will be as the Great Plan dictates, and the lizard-things will rule the Lustria-jungle once again!

 

[Lizerd]

Guys Lustria has literally just become New York City

 

[hardyworld]

Beautifully done! Love the stunning banner artwork. I have to ask once again....will that gorgeous banner artwork that this site ever be available for download? I'd love to have them all to use as desktop backgrounds.

 

[Scalenex]

Yes-yes!

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This may surprise you, but it turns out my plan to conquer the world failed.

See, I had this plan to take over the world by implanting hypnotic devices in toys to take over the world.

We had an exciting comedic adventure to pick all the pieces to make the hypnotic devices, but there was an unexpected last minute complication. See, we put the hypnotic devices into Star Wars toys and no one bought them.

Pinky suggested I put devices in Mandalorian toys but I said "No Pinky, a large budget blockbuster is going to generate more fan goodwill than a low budget television show on a limited streaming service. Who would buy dolls of this long eared swamp dwelling infant?"

 

[Scalenex]

Beautifully done! Love the stunning banner artwork. I have to ask once again....will that gorgeous banner artwork that this site ever be available for download? I'd love to have them all to use as desktop backgrounds.

Sadly no. The artwork, like the regular artwork that we use outside of April 1st is owned exclusively by the Red Devil. He paid real money to get a professional artist to make the banner.

 

[Killer Angel]

This may surprise you, but it turns out my plan to conquer the world failed.

I'm not worried. We have plenty of nights to try to take over the world

 

[xoid]

POIT!

 

[hardyworld]

Sadly no. The artwork, like the regular artwork that we use outside of April 1st is owned exclusively by the Red Devil. He paid real money to get a professional artist to make the banner.

I completely understand that answer, and why it remains unchanged. But a man can dream, but the owner has every right to do with it as they wish. It's just some of the best Warhammer artwork created. The artist did an outstanding job on all of it. And I still want to use it as a desktop background.

 

[The Red Devil]

And I still want to use it as a desktop background.

The resolution of the banners are not high enough to utilize them as desktop backgrounds, it would become way pixelated.