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Poll: Dogs vs. Cats

Which do you like better?

  • Dogs

  • Cats

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Tk'ya'pyk said:
One of my mother's coworkers back when I was in High School had a cat named "DC." DC stood for "Damned Cat." Don't get me wrong, DC was in a loving home and was adored by that coworker, but also had a habit of stealing her beer. By sticking her paw in it and drinking the liquid off of her own paw. Now think about that for a moment. Think about where that paw has been. DC's owner, when my mother mentioned this to her, went "oh holy f**k, I didn't realize that!" Mother looked at her with one of those knowing faces and sighed. "You drank the beer anyway, didn't you?" "Yep." "Well, you better hope the alcohol killed anything bad from kitty's paws then..."
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Not enough alcohol.
But anyway, it's not much worse than be "kissed" by a dog... :D:wtf:
 
Killer Angel said:
Not enough alcohol.
But anyway, it's not much worse than be "kissed" by a dog... :D:wtf:
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Yeah.... I really don't understand people who do that.

I LOVE dogs, but even I recoil when my puppy tries to lean in for a kiss.

On the cat's paws in the beer, I would wonder how the scientific theorem of the Law of 5 Seconds applies ;)
 
Killer Angel said:
Not enough alcohol.
But anyway, it's not much worse than be "kissed" by a dog... :D:wtf:
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Scientifically, I think cat paws are grosser, but emotionally, dog kisses are grosser. Live animals are gross all around. Especially hedge hogs.
 
Yeah, nope. Not watching that. Instead, have a hyena taking a bath.

 
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