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Odd things in warhammer....

My dwarves always make up for a lot of fun;

How on earth does 1 crazy, naked dwarf (Dragon Slayer) hold up a full lance of Knights of the realm, or 25 swordsmen, or 30 night goblins...
Is he really thát good!?

And; If my Ironbreakers hold vs a flank charge from a Knights of the Realm charge (without casualties, that is), why on earth would they break next round?

Troll Vomit=lethal. But I guess you guys knew...

I just thought this;
If a musician is in a unit, but he plays his tunes very badly; does that unit get penalties for it?

The Hunted
 
Was just thinking - after a battle, shouldn't Razordons be well........bald! I mean if they keep firing off their spikes how quickly can they grow these huge spikes back and then fire them again, surely there must be some lag time while the poor beast grows them again! No wonder the handlers get eaten, you poke a huge dino-lizard with a pointy stick, then get said dino to fire off his protection leaving him bald and odds are laughed at by the other Lizardmen, the dino's going to be alittle bit pissy! :D
 
Heres something I always find really funny.

Orks rider boars, and wyverns - cool
Knights ride warhorses - cool
Elves ride horses, lizards, dragons and lions - cool
Lizardmen ride big raptor like reptile, and t-rex, and triceratops things -very cool
Dwarves ride each other.....laaaaame
 
Craken said:
Dwarves ride each other.....laaaaame
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Well you've gotta crawl before you can walk, walk before you can run. First they have to get to the same height as other creatures (hense the piggy backing). Then they have to find something down in those mines in order to ride it. Then...they'll have to figure out a way to get up there!
 
"Sir, there are zombies rising up from the ground to the left of us! Looks to be about 50 of them!" Said a Saurus warrior in his grizzy language.

"They're blocking the route of our Carnosaur Lord to their general, to aid his cause we must charge along with him and decimate them!" Growled back the old Saurus Veteran!

"Sir our general isn't close enough to charge yet, we will have to hold for a turn of combat until he arrives!"

CHARGE!!!

Yay saurus and the hero completely whiff.

"Sir! Sir!! AHHHH that zombie has gut hanging from his stomach and there is more of them then us! RUNNN!!!!"

Yay so my 300pt saurus unit with a Scar vet get decimated by WS1 S2 zombies because they outnumber me? GW ftw.
 
I like the fact that saurus lizardmen were created to defend the world against chaos.


But have WS 3....
 
I love the fact that skinks can screen a Carnosaur.

Also i find the fact that Elves that train for hundreds/thousands of years have less WS then WoC. I mean, theylove fighting and all, but shouldn't thousands of years training beat that?

Oh, and i gotta say... best fluff of all: Skaven. The funnyest thing to happen to fantasy (besides 8th ed)
 
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