Good idea, Pavillios. I'm actually 50% Austrian, but I feel like a Norwegian.
Some facts about Norway:
* Had our golden age 1000 years ago, when we invaded England and were feared by most of Europe (the Viking Era). We then founded both Dublin and York and we also discovered America several decades before Columbus (Leiv Eriksson). Since then we have been owned by Denmark, Sweden and both until 100 years ago.
* We usually own the Winter Olympics, despite only having 4,5 mill. inhabitants.
* Norway has been proclaimed the best country in the world to live in 5 times in a row (by the UN). This is due to our oil production in the North Sea, which provides us a safe, strong economic foundation and superb welfare sytem.
* Sweden is our greatest rival and has been so for the last 400 years. Nowadays we like to go there to shop, since its much cheaper there.
* We like to think good of ourselves, but we despise anyone proclaiming it.
* We have never lost to Brasil in soccer (1 draw and 2 wins).