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Imrahil said:
Let's say that I do not strive to be the right hand of Slaanesh, that is something he can perfectly do himself. ;)

Grrr, !mrahil
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You'd be easily corrupted by Slaanesh. Remember Slaanesh is the goddess excess. I see it going down something like this.


Slaanesh: I can offer you women and physical pleasures
Imrahil: I have a beautiful family, you can't tempt me.
Slaanesh: I can offer you wealth, glory and greatness
Imrahil: No thanks, my life is fantastic the way it is.
Slaanesh: What about these?
Imrahil: *interest peaked* What... what... what are those?
Slaanesh: *smiling* Let's just say that you gotta catch 'em all
Imrahil: I will devote myself to you. I will serve you. I will be your champion. I will catch them all.
Slaanesh: good, goo-
Imrahil: ...and after catching them all, I will post them all to the Lustria Online forum
Slaanesh: *looking concerned* We don't need to go too extreme. Simply catching them all will suffi-
Imrahil: ...and after posting them all, I will post abstract art based on them. Forever and ever. For all time.
Slaanesh: *trembling and muttering to herself* What have I done? What have I unleashed?


There is no escape from Slaanesh. She marks us all.


:)
 
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