I couldn't find the video, but it made me think of a bit from Brooklyn 99.
Jake: Do we know anyone with, like, a real creepy basement?
Hitchcock: Yeah, it's just got one exposed light bulb and a couple of spent mattresses.
"Spent"? Oh, yeah. That sounds perfect. Oh, wait. Before we decide... Scully, what's your basement like?
Bunch of old Victorian wallpaper that came with the house. I tried to peel it off, but the wall underneath was covered with fingernail scratches.
Both:
Ooh.
Hitchcock, can you top it? Mine has mother's hospital bed. Okay, Scully?
Scully: Uh-huh, yeah. I got this one red door I've never been able to open and I hear screams behind it sometimes.
( ominous music )
But it's probably just the wind.
Jake: Okay, that's actually
too scary.