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Just for laughs...

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NIGHTBRINGER said:
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This reminds me of a sad example of illiteracy from the Deep South, wherein a mother complained to the local school board regarding how her daughter's name was pronounced. Given that it was spelt "Le-a", people thought it was pronounced Leia. Nope. In the mother's words: "The dash don't be silent."
 
NIGHTBRINGER said:
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That's a bad warning!

Futurama "Bender's Game"

Ship's Computer (while beeping): Warning, out of dark matter fuel.

Leela: That's not a warning. A warning is supposed to come before something bad happens.

Ship's Computer (with a more stern alarm): Warning, engines will shut down in one second.

Leela: That's more like it.

[The ship's engines die and it abruptly comes to a stop, throwing the three crew members out of their chairs. The ship drifts into a shady looking area of space.]
 
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