Just for laughs...

[Scalenex]

If I ever have kids, I will teach them "mahrlect" and "dav'rit." I taught myself to do that when I worked in an office environment with a lot of phones where even a mild swear word indirectly told would be a fireable offense. I know a kindergarten teacher who says "Bucket of fish sticks!" when she is frustrated and her kids copied her.

Note the rare times I get road rage I will mix my mahrlects with so called "real" swear words.

 

[Papalugy]

 

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[Padre]

"Umm, honey? What are you doing? Uh, no. We aren't allowed to act out daddy's Gitmo stories. At least, not in public..."

 

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[Scalenex]

Mice are worse, most people panic, but not me.

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[ChapterAquila92]

 

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[Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl]

I love how one guy (the bear) is looking completely the other way when the baby appears on the plane

 

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[Scalenex]

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[Lizerd]

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Everyday this becomes more of a reality for me

 

[Lizerd]

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Dam right he will, I want to meet my big bros buddies. Then make him look like an idiot because I’m taller than him

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

Then make him look like an idiot because I’m taller than him

Now you have me curious... how tall are you?