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Just for laughs...

NIGHTBRINGER said:
This kid is pretty smooth... he's definitely going to be a ladies man.
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And he did a bait and switch with the game ball. With those powers of deception, he will pick up ladies even faster.


Anyway, here's a Swedish gem I picked up on TV tropes along with this picture for blatant lies.

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In Sweden, those who own a television must pay a yearly fee. Sometimes, controllers visit people who have not paid, to check if they own one. What follows is a paraphrased urban legend of one such visit.
A controller is standing in the doorway of an apartment. A TV is turned on and clearly visible in the living room.
Controller: I see you have a TV there.
Resident: No, that's a washing machine.
Controller: Look, I can clearly see it's a TV.
Resident: I'm telling you, it's a washing machine.
Controller: Ugh, fine.
Knowing he'd need a witness to argue the case in court, the controller returns the next day with a colleague.
In the living room stands... an actual washing machine.
 
I used to like Chuck Norris jokes. Then Chuck Norris started endorsing quasi-fringe political candidates and platforms.
 
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