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Apple doesn't give a duck about what their customers need.

 

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Bill Clinton was also the President of the United States

 

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Bill Clinton was also the President of the United States

True... but he also lives with Hillary!

 

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Supposedly married men live longer, but there was a study in Germany that compared monks and nuns against the general population. Granted there are lots of of confounding variables but monks lived considerably longer than average men (four or fiveyears). Nuns had about the same life expectancy of average women, living longer by about a year on average.

In general whether or not married men statisically live longer than single men depends on if you count divorced men as single or married. Divorced men have the worst stats for survivability by far.

 

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Supposedly married men live longer,

It also depends greatly on who you marry... hence the Hillary joke!

 

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Some of these may be from the Bulwer-Lytton contest.
https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
If you are unfamiliar with it, it's an annual contest to produce the worst first line for a book. Each years winners are always worth reading.

 

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