Found an awesome game on the beach

[strewart]

Was eating some chips with my gf on the beach the other day, and of course seagulls were going nuts for us. (And our chips, *ahem*) Anyway, you know how in the dry areas of sand the sand can tend to clump together in large and small pieces? We decided to start throwing the clumps of sand to the seagulls and see who could get the most gulls to eat sand!

Those things have quick eyes, obviously as soon as it hit the ground they knew it was fake. Many leapt into the air then somehow noticed and held off. But god when the aim was good, and a gull was hungry and managed to catch the sand, it was hilarious!! The thing would land and start furiously shaking its head around trying to get the sand out. Definitely looking forward to playing that game again. My gf won 3-2, but I did stop throwing half way through because the wind picked up and she was downwind so I kept spraying her.

 

[BezZeMad]

You go to the beach and don't spend all day inside?


Strange what people who call themselves Wargamers do nowadays...

 

[Bibamus]

unless that "gf" is imaginary you fail at wargaming!

 

[strewart]

Yo sorry lads, I think I have been discovered! :O I am really secretly infiltrating the community and not really a wargamer at all. But I am not your biggest threat, I have heard there are some wargamers that...... Have wives!!!! And careers!!! These are very rare creatures and generally do not reveal themselves often because.... Well, I'm sure you all know what would happen.

In fact, I am no longer completely pale I have a tan from spending time outside. I guess I fail at wargaming... Also, my gf is now a hot blonde.

I realise now who I am talking to and why there aren't many replies to this thread, so just for those of you who are real wargamers... This is what a beach is:



(WARNING: it may LOOK kinda ok but there is a lot of sunlight and usually a LOT of people so you are forced to interact with non gamers!!!!)

And this is what a seagull is:



They are kind of like the flies that sometimes get into your basement except bigger; really annoying and go for food and sh!t.

 

[BezZeMad]

And this is what a seagull is:

Ohhh.... he looks like a nasty piece of work, like a Coatl but smaller, not at all like the ones we get over here...

Damn! Just gave away the fact that I actually left my house in the past few years!
*Finds power cable for quick round of self flagellation*

 

[kroxigor01]

*Hisssss*

The brightness... it burns...

 

[speedygeko]

lol i wonder if theres some one in this forum whos over 30 and still dosent know what a girl friend is let alone has 1
edit: and thinks that lustria is a real place

 

[Bibamus]

i'm not 30 yet, otherwise i would qualify

 

[speedygeko]

well if you want a girl friend you need to socialise with non gamers, if just thinking of this sends shivers down your spine or you havent been out to anywhere other than your local GW in the last 5 years, its not for you LOL

 

[Bibamus]

hey, i need to run my local GW, don't judge me!