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Poll: Dwarves vs Elves

Do you prefer Dwarves or Elves in Fantasy?

  • Dwarves

    Votes: 10 90.9%

  • Elves

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Total voters
    11
Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl said:
Dawi, and don't you forget it, manling! :oldman:
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Scalenex said:
I wasn't saying elves are better than dwarves. I was saying I dislike Game Workshop's renaming attempt, Elgi, Dawi, and now we say flippity floppity floop
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Those aren't even the AoS naming conventions, they're the Khazalid (Dwarf language) terms for Elf and Dwarf respectively from Warhammer Fantasy.
 
Alternate question, while the Dwarves are clearly the winners of the thread topic, if you had to live as one race (meaning you would by physically a Dwarf or an Elf), which would it be? Assume Tolkien type Elves and Dwarves.


In this case, I think the Elves are the clear winners.
 
NIGHTBRINGER said:
Alternate question, while the Dwarves are clearly the winners of the thread topic, if you had to live as one race (meaning you would by physically a Dwarf or an Elf), which would it be? Assume Tolkien type Elves and Dwarves.


In this case, I think the Elves are the clear winners.
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Yep probably yes
 
NIGHTBRINGER said:
Would you choose being a Hobbit over being an Elf?
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I was mostly being facetious.

Elves seem to live awesome, long lives but there is usually some nasty fine print.

In Tolkien's universe, death is a gift to men, not a curse. Elves always seem to have a hint of meloncholy all the time.



Granted, Warhammer is a grimdark world, so everyone has a tough time, but basically WHF elves have basically zero chance of a pleasant afterlife, at least eternally because every time a waystone is destroyed, thousand of elves are doomed to Slaanesh or one of the evil elven gods. And all three elf societies are slowly circling the drain.


In Forgotten Realms and most D&D settings, elves live about 500 years, not forever (which is a plus) but they usually have some sort of cosmic doom and everpresent sadness hanging over their heads.
 
Scalenex said:
Granted, Warhammer is a grimdark world, so everyone has a tough time, but basically WHF elves have basically zero chance of a pleasant afterlife, at least eternally because every time a waystone is destroyed, thousand of elves are doomed to Slaanesh or one of the evil elven gods. And all three elf societies are slowly circling the drain.
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NIGHTBRINGER said:
Would you choose being a Hobbit over being an Elf?
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Well, i would not choose being a dwarf over being an elf.
But i could choose being a hobbit over being an elf. They live a preatty peaceful and nice life, after all.
 
Killer Angel said:
But i could choose being a hobbit over being an elf. They live a preatty peaceful and nice life, after all.
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But Elves are better looking, more skilled and have much longer lifespans. (assuming Tolkien-type Elves).
 
NIGHTBRINGER said:
Alternate question, while the Dwarves are clearly the winners of the thread topic, if you had to live as one race (meaning you would by physically a Dwarf or an Elf), which would it be? Assume Tolkien type Elves and Dwarves.


In this case, I think the Elves are the clear winners.
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An interesting question. I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the Dawi... sure, you're not going to be as pretty as an Elf but you still have several centuries of life to enjoy, you're going to look cool with the beard and superior physical strength and endurance. You're robust enough to take hits and deal out your own in return. Plus, because Elves are immortal they're rabidly afraid of helping anyone out for risk of death by the only means that will affect them (in battle), whereas a mortal Dwarf, like a manling, knows he's going to die somehow... might as well die with an axe in your hand helping a buddy out against the hated grobi!

Scalenex said:
I was mostly being facetious.

Elves seem to live awesome, long lives but there is usually some nasty fine print.

In Tolkien's universe, death is a gift to men, not a curse. Elves always seem to have a hint of meloncholy all the time.



Granted, Warhammer is a grimdark world, so everyone has a tough time, but basically WHF elves have basically zero chance of a pleasant afterlife, at least eternally because every time a waystone is destroyed, thousand of elves are doomed to Slaanesh or one of the evil elven gods. And all three elf societies are slowly circling the drain.


In Forgotten Realms and most D&D settings, elves live about 500 years, not forever (which is a plus) but they usually have some sort of cosmic doom and everpresent sadness hanging over their heads.
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This... being immortal isn't all fun and games. Also, given life expectancy and fertility seems to be inversely proportional to one another in pretty much all known real-world species, as nature's way of controlling populations to stop them getting out of hand, as an Elf you're going to be lucky to have one child in half a millennium...

Killer Angel said:
But i could choose being a hobbit over being an elf. They live a preatty peaceful and nice life, after all.
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NIGHTBRINGER said:
But Elves are better looking, more skilled and have much longer lifespans. (assuming Tolkien-type Elves).
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Plus, if you live in the Warhammer world as a Halfling your home doesn't benefit from the plot armour of just being ignored by everyone like the Shire does, so every few decades your neighbourhood is going to be roflstomped by a Waaagh! on its way into the Empire, and you'll likely end up being brutally murdered because you don't know your way around anything sharper than a breadknife.

As a person physically and mentally I'm definitely more of an Elf than a Dwarf... intellectual, tall, quite slender, very pale-skinned... while this is fine in 21st Century Britain, I'm not entirely sure it'd be much help to me in Middle-Earth or the Warhammer World (except perhaps as an Archmage... learning magic would be fun, but I'm not keen on having Strength and Toughness 3 and a measly 1 or 2 Attacks). For survival in a Fantasy world, I'll be contrary and go for Dawi.
 
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