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Ideally for me, a 40k Orcs movie would be written by Richard Ayoade and Matthew Holness, directed by Richard Ayoade and Jordan Peele..
It would have the UK cast of Snatch, Brad Pitt could also join, but only if he gives the exact performance, accent, and lines of Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins. The Rock, Samuel L. Jackson, Ryan Reynolds are good, but also Idris Elba, and John Cena. John Cena plays an Orc who believes you can't see him, and nobody in universe can see him. Henry Cavill should be in there somewhere as well.
And a guest appearance by Limmy, as Falconhoof.
I like this, but a lot of the people I would cast in this are dead.
Alan Rickman would have made a wonderfully dour Wyrdboy (or snotty Eldar Farseer)
... pretty much ANY 80's Pro Wrestler would make a good Ork, but especially Macho Man Randy Savage. Heck, in a way, Orks ARE 80's pro wrestlers...
Donald Sutherland would make a decent Mekboy or Wyrdboy












