If you could be a Lizard-person in real life?

[Salamander Tactics]

Yes or no?

 

[Paradoxical Pacifism]

Probably a kroxigor. I'd maybe put skill points into reading, memory, and creativity to get rid of those nasty intellectual stat debuffs

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

SLANN!

 

[Siberian Husky]

Saurus for me.

 

[LizardWizard]

What if... maybe.... you already are a....um... lizard.

 

[Erta Wanderer]

you mean i could be one of the smart ones? i always wanted to be a skink they seem so good at everything their hands so much better then my masive blunt claws... how can this be acomplished?

 

[LizardWizard]

you mean i could be one of the smart ones? i always wanted to be a skink they seem so good at everything their hands so much better then my masive blunt claws... how can this be acomplished?

Only by devoting one's self to Sotek and bringing about the ruination of the Great Horned Rat.

 

[Erta Wanderer]

Only by devoting one's self to Sotek and bringing about the ruination of the Great Horned Rat.

so be it if that is what i am told to do then that is what i was made for

 

[LizardWizard]

No wonder Tenhenhaiun had such an easy time amassing his armies

 

[Erta Wanderer]

No wonder Tenhenhaiun had such an easy time amassing his armies

we krox know our place in the great plan

 

[bOdziO Wolf]

A Skink telling everyone you cannot do that and I think it should be socially acceptable to wear a lot of feathers xD

 

[Scalenex]

I like who I am now.

If I had to be someone in the Warhammer universe, I would be a Lizardman of some kind. I hear Seraphon swing on star.

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a orc
A orc is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his sloppa
He's fat and lazy and extremely dakka
But if you don't care a feather or a fork
You may grow up to be a orc

 

[Erta Wanderer]

I like who I am now.

If I had to be someone in the Warhammer universe, I would be a Lizardman of some kind. I hear Seraphon swing on star.

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a orc
A orc is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his sloppa
He's fat and lazy and extremely dakka
But if you don't care a feather or a fork
You may grow up to be a orc

well hello shel silverstein

 

[Scolenex]

well hello shel silverstein

Bing Crosby you uncultured Philistine! Kids these days aren't raised with the classics anymore.

Of course the best children don't grow up to be mules or fish, they grow up to be pandas.

 

[Carnikang]

If I was forced into a world of violence and magic via Isekai Travel (Vehicular Impact), I'd definitely request to become a Sauras Old Blood, with more intelligence stats.
As it stands, I'm already cold blooded enough.

 

[Aginor]

I'd rather like to be smart than strong, and I like magic, so a Skink or a Slann, yeah why not.

 

[Lizerd]

Easy choice, there was a carnosaur.

pros:
No school
No job stress
I’m a dinosaur

cons
None

 

[Killer Angel]

I would probably be a skink priest

 

[Scalenex]

Easy choice, there was a carnosaur.

pros:
No school
No job stress
I’m a dinosaur

cons
None

Cons
Flossing

 

[bOdziO Wolf]

Can't you use some Skaven bones for that?