With all the memes and single line posts you make I am pretty sure that not even 5% of your posts are longer ones (longer than, say, 100 words) which probably puts a number of users into roughly the same word count, at least in recent years.
For the sake of argument, let's use your 5% estimate at face value. That works out to 1262 long posts. Just how many members on the forum even have that many total posts? That is difficult to tell. The 20th most prevalent poster has 1871 posts. I'll make a conservative guess and say that there are no more than 40-50 members with 1262 posts or more. Now that is just total posts, and
no one with that many posts has anywhere near a 100% rate of long posts. I'd say that even among the longest posters, for every one long post they have they probably have three or four shorter ones (maybe
@Scalenex is an exception, but even he has quite a few short posts, i.e. welcoming new members, quick comments on memes, etc.). I'd guess that the highest rates of long posts aside from
@Scalenex is about 25-30%. So if we use a rate of about one third, then for a person to match my long post count of 1262, a member would have to have a minimum of 3786 total posts. That leaves us with very few people.
Another important point is that when I do make long posts they are usually
exceptionally long. The thing with me is though that I really need disagreement to reach those levels. I need an adversary to bring those posts out. However when the stars align, anyone outside of
@Scalenex will have a hard time to match the length of those posts.
The third point is that even short posts do add up. Sure, not posts comprised purely of a picture, but even posts of less than 100 words add up over the course of thousands of posts!
Aside from
@Scalenex , there are likely very few people to match my absolute word count. Now average word count would be a very different story, but total absolute word count will likely fall in my favor. I'd say that in terms of absolute word count I would for sure fall into the top 10, and likely somewhere in the top 2-5.
Not that it really matters, but it is a fun exercise to engage in.

Maybe I'll start including some random words alongside of each of my memes
