Announcement Lustria-Online Under New Management (now revealed as April Fools joke)

[Scalenex]

You may or may not have noticed a change or will soon notice a change in the art banner. I for one welcome our new glorious overlords.

Bow-kneel before your true Masters, slaves of Lustria-Online. A glorious future of toil awaits you all. Get to work, doomsday devices don't build themselves.

 

[Crowsfoot]

What is this true?

This is a sad day for all.....

 

[pendrake]

What is this true?

This is a sad day for all.....

So far mostly just @spawning of Bob and @Infinity Turtle .......

 

[Nazqua]

Im confused whats going on?

 

[Imrahil]

april fools?

Gr, Imrahil

 

[The17thYak]

Well played!

 

[Y'ttar Scaletail]

Wait-wait! Why am I slave-thing?! Don't you scent-know who I am?!...Oh...you do...

 

[Imrahil]

No, no, no not that filthy Skaven scum!!!

Gr, Imrahil

 

[Scalenex]

Wait-wait! Why am I slave-thing?! Don't you scent-know who I am?!...Oh...you do...

I was pulling for you, but apparently you made some enemies on the Council and they wouldn't listen.

I certainly didn't take-take any bribes to set you up if that's what you are implying.

 

[Just A Skink]

Aww... rats!

 

[Dracorex]

Wait... I'm confused! What's going on!?

 

[Dracorex]

Wait... I'm confused! What's going on!?

I now realize this was an April fools joke

 

[Scalenex]

The important thing is that everyone can lower your guard now and forget about it. We definitely won't do anything like this next year.

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

We definitely won't do anything like this next year.

...because next year will be Tomb Kings???

 

[Crowsfoot]

...because next year will be Tomb Kings???

Or Stormcast

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

Or Stormcast

Might as well go all out and make it Space Marines then.

 

[Nazqua]

Maybe a slann miscast and will open a rift into the beyond allowing daemons to manifest themselves inside the temple cities...

Plaque 43 of chamber VII in Hexoatl depicts the nightmare vision of daemons invading the continent once again, it must be true!

 

[Killer Angel]

...because next year will be Tomb Kings???

Or Stormcast

...Settrus and the Imperishables?

 

[Nazqua]

Can't believe its been 23 days Times flying

 

[Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl]

Might as well go all out and make it Space Marines then.

Or Tyranids because let’s face it, the Tyranids are probably the one species most likely to discover the galaxy the Warhammer world is in. It’s already been to (and devoured) many others.