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Alas, I cannot bestow the title of Abhorer of Saurus Knights.
And what the fuck is with the name anyway? I don't recall our lizzies having a feudal system.Fun fact: Saurus knights suck.
On another note, the statues that guard the entrance are strangely similar to egyptian cats.
A new sigmar chamber? Settrus and the imperishables?
And what the fuck is with the name anyway? I don't recall our lizzies having a feudal system.
Blades of Khorne. Their battletome was released in 2017... frankly there was A LOT of armies that should have been updated before them.![]()
And what the fuck is with the name anyway? I don't recall our lizzies having a feudal system.
Seth the Impressionable![]()
Foolish mortals endowed us with a warm blood name.
Yep. Definetly was not needed for an update.
In fairness the original meaning of knight, or well the original meaning of chevalier from which it was derived was indeed basicly just "mounted warrior" or "mounted horsemen" or some such. The connotations with nobility and codes of honour came much much later. So in a roundabout way he'd be sorta right I guess.The thing about the name "Saurus Knights" is probably that the person who chose it has no clue what the word Knight means.
They don't realize that Knight doesn't just mean "mounted medieval warrior".
...which is weird if you consider that GW is British and there are actually Knights and all the nobility stuff still around.
Except that is a myth.I mean it does make sense, as knights are possibly one of the dumbest types of soldiers ever. There have been numerous cases where club armed peasants beat them, and a knight, once knocked off the horse could not get up. Kinda fitting our worst unit is named after them
I still love that picture in some old childerens book I had where knights had to be lifted onto their horse with a freaking crane. Not once did I consider that if the knight was that immensly heavy it'd break the poor animals back immeadiatly.Except that is a myth.
A Knight was the elite warrior of his time. They were trained and perfectly able to fight on foot, and many of them did.
Also plate armor (except some types for tournaments) was not that heavy. It does not prevent you from getting up, running, jumping, fighting, doing somersaults etc. That's just wrong.
Knights were used because they worked. People in medieval times were not that dumb.
Yep, but our OT stuff is usually fun and interesting to read!We at Lustria are not good about staying on topic. lol
Hi, Modern soldier here lol, and can confirm. We got to do a historical weapons training day because sometimes when you are in war zones with people that live in mud huts you come across tactics and equipment that are outdated but could be surprisingly effective, and we actually had an insurgent bum rush a check point in real plate armor. It stopped several rounds from rifles and he had to be stopped with the M240 mounted in a tower. I got to run around in plate armor for half a day and it was actually LIGHTER than a full load out for a machine gunner or grenadier. the rifleman load out was lighter by a smidge.I still love that picture in some old childerens book I had where knights had to be lifted onto their horse with a freaking crane. Not once did I consider that if the knight was that immensly heavy it'd break the poor animals back immeadiatly.
Also to put it into perspective, a video of some guy in plate messing around from about 0:44 he shows off mobility related stuff. If I remember correclty the weight of a medieval knight's equipment is surprisingly similar to what a modern soldier wears.
Hi, Modern soldier here lol, and can confirm. We got to do a historical weapons training day because sometimes when you are in war zones with people that live in mud huts you come across tactics and equipment that are outdated but could be surprisingly effective, and we actually had an insurgent bum rush a check point in real plate armor. It stopped several rounds from rifles and he had to be stopped with the M240 mounted in a tower. I got to run around in plate armor for half a day and it was actually LIGHTER than a full load out for a machine gunner or grenadier. the rifleman load out was lighter by a smidge.
fun fact blunt force trauma in plate armor still leaves nasty bruises lol
I blame @NIGHTBRINGER he infected us all.We at Lustria are not good about staying on topic. lol
All those polls just goofed with our brains and now we can't focus. Bet if we examine every message he's sent we could BS some way to make them spell "unfocused" or something.I blame @NIGHTBRINGER he infected us all.