AoS Tales of glourious deeds...and epic fails

[Captaniser]

Somtimes the dice gods love you, somtimes they don't, i would love to hear some of the epic wins and fails that you people have had, and it can be everything from the time your skink won a battle with a bloodthirster, too the time a goblin killed your carnosaur. So please, come and tell.

 

[Captaniser]

And it also count's for real life events " You tried too eat a burger, Rolls a one, you bite your hand", and other shizzle like that.

 

[Zheddikus]

My first time playing I was behind. Only had my Carno and a few Saurus left. To try and swing things in my favor I make a 10 inch charge only to miss on every. Single. Attack. Including rolling 7 1's on its fearsome jaws...

 

[Nielspeterdejong]

Well my first battle was also a epic win: http://www.lustria-online.com/threa...i-destroyed-him-and-then-we-had-a-talk.18347/

I'm also commissioning a friend to make a comic about that She liked the story, so it should be interesting to see it being drawn in her artstyle.

 

[Captaniser]

My first time playing I was behind. Only had my Carno and a few Saurus left. To try and swing things in my favor I make a 10 inch charge only to miss on every. Single. Attack. Including rolling 7 1's on its fearsome jaws...

Well, you can comfort yourself by the thougt that if you were playing yahtzee, you would have totally destroyed him.

 

[Zheddikus]

Well, you can comfort yourself by the thougt that if you were playing yahtzee, you would have totally destroyed him.

And questioned why I was rolling 7 dice.

 

[Captaniser]

 

[Killer Angel]

Last weekend, my 3 salamanders were engaged in melee by 2 sabretusks.
My 9 attacks at "to hit 3+" rolled 1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2.

 

[Bowser]

Last weekend, my 3 salamanders were engaged in melee by 2 sabretusks.
My 9 attacks at "to hit 3+" rolled 1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2.

That's the worst! I had the same sort of thing happen to my chameleons not too long ago. 10 shots, 3+ to hit, not a single hit. Oh well the game goes on!

 

[benclark]

With dice rolls I wonder how well balanced the GW official dice are? I personally love my Chessex dice, perfectly balanced. Just did a very small sample size but rolled 20 dice together, got 9 hits of 5+ both times, rolled those and got 4 and 6 hits, rolled those for their second attack (I forget the ability) and got 2 and 3 of which 2 and 2 wounded. Good balanced dice overall you should come out around that 50/50 mark, luck be damned lol.

 

[Captaniser]

How about some thread Necromancy?!?