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AoS Seraphon Battletome Fluff - An Illustrated Review

Discussion in 'Fluff and Stories' started by spawning of Bob, Nov 12, 2015.

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  1. spawning of Bob
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    As the very crazy eyed Mr Slanputin has pointed out to me, the reforging of a Stormcast Eternal does come at an awful cost.

    With that in mind, please help with suggestions for the caption for this illustration:

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    Why is he holding his crotch banana?
     
    Slanputin, Nov 19, 2015
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    Captions, not crude observations.
     
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    "Why am I holding my crotch banana?"
     
    Slanputin, Nov 19, 2015
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    Anyone else?
     
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    "I have to protekt my banna (he was a monkey before he became sigmarine)"
     
    Essmir, Nov 19, 2015
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    "Banana banana banana banana"
     
    Slanputin, Nov 19, 2015
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    Don't make me edit that picture...

    Caption:

    "Mate, the workshop is booked solid for the next eleven hundred years. Leave your number and I'll call you if I get a cancellation."
     
    spawning of Bob, Nov 19, 2015
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    "Maybe next time shoot first and axe questions later?"

    Or alternatively;

    "What did the cheese say to Sigmar on his day off? Stilons of mascarpone banana camembert!"
     
    Slanputin, Nov 19, 2015
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    "Have you tried turning it off then back on again?"
     
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  11. Bowser
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    "You think that's bad? I got this bad case of Aqshy fire crabs from a dwarven barmaid. Walk it off son."
     
    Bowser, Nov 19, 2015
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    " Ts Ts Ts... That's gonna be expensive..."
     
    tom ndege, Nov 19, 2015
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    Is that a Khorne Beef axe?.
     
    Crowsfoot, Nov 19, 2015
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    I got to aks ya,
    is that a battle ax in your shoulda,
    or ya just glad to see me?
     
    n810, Nov 19, 2015
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    "Yeah, I feel you brother, my heart hurts too after GW released the press statement that they changed the lizardmen fluff. The only explanation they gave was:
    'In Bowser's special universe AoS fluff makes sense.'"
     
    Bowser, Nov 19, 2015
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    Do they not have can openers were your from then?
     
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    " we can't do that via your employer's liability insurance..."
     
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    "Err... did they picked you for Sudden Death objective?"

    (yeah, i know it does not apply to the awful cost, but that's what comes to my mind... :D)

    alternatively, with the cost issue in mind...

    "I fear we'll include insurance in your cost, given all those Sudden Deaths..."
     
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    "Warrantee claim? Manufacturing defect? Okaaaaay..."
     
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    It's tempting, but if I tried to make Bob edit the picture I would reveal to all just how powerless we moderators are.

    Still to be blunt, the crotch grabbing draws the eyes attention as much as the axe in the shoulder. It should be edited.
     
    Scalenex, Nov 20, 2015
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