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As I was looking at the army fluff in the new Warhammer Rulebook, I stumbled across this little passage. It made me quite angry really, don't know why, it's just a game.
"When the Old Ones came to the world, they first created the Slann and the Lizardmen."
Correct.
"The next race they raised up were the Elves... Confident in their own superiority, the High Elves consider themselves to be the rightful inheritors of the world, now that the Old Ones are no more."
What, not the Lizardmen - the older and more powerful race?
"Of all the races introduced to the world, the Elves had the greatest affinity for the primal energy known as Magic."
Even greater than that of the fat old toads that we call the Slann? Doubt it.
"The thousands of years since Ulthuan was created have not been kind to the Elves. The first catastrophe to strike them was the collapse of the vast portals built by the Old Ones. As the gates collapsed, the Old Ones vanished - none knew why or where they went - and the world was inundated by magical energy and the raw stuff of Chaos. Unnatural creatures sprang into existance as if from nowhere, and the children of the Old Ones were suddenly beset on all sides by monstrous fiends and daemonic entities."
Fair Enough.
"It was the Elves that rose to this almighty challenge. As the tide of Chaos crashed upon the shores of Ulthuan, and the other inhabitants of the Warhammer World cowered in what makeshift shelters they could find, the Elves stood alone."
Ok...
"Led by the first and mightiest of the Pheonix Kings, the Elves were able to first halt and then turn back the original incursion of Chaos."
...Without any help whatsoever from the Lizardmen?
Granted, the Elves were the race that made the final sacrifice to stop the Daemons, but surely we should get some recognition in this story?
"When the Old Ones came to the world, they first created the Slann and the Lizardmen."
Correct.
"The next race they raised up were the Elves... Confident in their own superiority, the High Elves consider themselves to be the rightful inheritors of the world, now that the Old Ones are no more."
What, not the Lizardmen - the older and more powerful race?
"Of all the races introduced to the world, the Elves had the greatest affinity for the primal energy known as Magic."
Even greater than that of the fat old toads that we call the Slann? Doubt it.
"The thousands of years since Ulthuan was created have not been kind to the Elves. The first catastrophe to strike them was the collapse of the vast portals built by the Old Ones. As the gates collapsed, the Old Ones vanished - none knew why or where they went - and the world was inundated by magical energy and the raw stuff of Chaos. Unnatural creatures sprang into existance as if from nowhere, and the children of the Old Ones were suddenly beset on all sides by monstrous fiends and daemonic entities."
Fair Enough.
"It was the Elves that rose to this almighty challenge. As the tide of Chaos crashed upon the shores of Ulthuan, and the other inhabitants of the Warhammer World cowered in what makeshift shelters they could find, the Elves stood alone."
Ok...
"Led by the first and mightiest of the Pheonix Kings, the Elves were able to first halt and then turn back the original incursion of Chaos."
...Without any help whatsoever from the Lizardmen?
Granted, the Elves were the race that made the final sacrifice to stop the Daemons, but surely we should get some recognition in this story?