Gallery Spawning of Bob and Friends

[spawning of Bob]

Scalenex said:

We should rename the "Lizardmen Fluff" subforum into "Bob and Friends."

Well, I think that might be going a bit far - a post should be enough.

Bob's thanks go to Clockwork Lizard http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/from-the-depths-of-the-clockwork-jungle.10882/ for providing the catalyst for what follows.

DISCLAIMER - if anything below causes anything other than amusement or badly clashes with your world view, personal message Bob and he will remove, or alter to your specifications any offending material ASAP.

That got your attention......

Anyhow, Bob has friends (Yes Qupakoco, some are real) and Bob has decided to let his friends see how he pictures them when he is reading their mystic glyphs. These mental images are based tenuously on names or other attributes. Perhaps it is better if I just demonstrate.

Clockwork Lizard

Son of Bob suggested that there should be a hole of some kind. Oh, the innocence of youth.

Scalenex

Scalenex self selected his own image with his dangerous obsession with the undead http://www.lustria-online.com/threa...ney-to-lustria-storm-of-magic-backstory.9750/ and http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/scalenexs-paint-log-and-fluff-piece-index.10274/

Old Mossy

Easy and recycled image

T'hinker'er

Cheap, and apologies to Auguste Rodin.

Sticking with the Slann-in-bathroom theme:
Newscales

Sorry about that. Option B was a Gangsta Rapper Lizardman. I don't know why.

n810 - caused some hassles. What do you do with numbers?

Obvious really.
(True story: First time around, I misspelled "Lizardmen" in the picture and had to repost it)

Arli

You will now forever be Cap'n Aaaaarli in my heart. For those who don't know it, the old joke goes:
Q- Where does a pirate captain keep his buccaneers?
A- On either side of his buccan head.

Caprasauridae

I'm pretty sure it is spelt "Coprosauridae". I've been meaning to correct you for a while.
(Please PM me buddy, tell me its OK. I can do up a nice Viking one for you instead)

Qupakoco

There could be only one image for you. Good luck with the night fighting.

As I said: anything you would prefer to forget will disappear if you let me know. Or if you prefer, contact a moderator to get me hung up by my......wait, do Lizardmen have testicles? Fluff anyone?

And if you feel you've been missed out on, reply to the post - no guarantees of inspiration or timeliness!

New friends added 15/5/13

ZaGreekie

The man is a genius. Or insane. Or both.
Check his army http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/greek-themed-lizardmen-dual-carno-gen-and-bsb-update.10481/
Yasou

Stonecutter


Edit 21/5/13, Where T'hinker'er becomes a man of action, and Skillfull_Dan shows off.

T'hinker'er 2


Skillfull_Dan

No Ladeez in Lustria, sorry Dan.

New Friends 26/5/13

Phatmotha-phuka

The first "self friending" Friend of Bob

A matter of Perspective


How Bob sees them:

Caneghem


Rychek


New friends 28/5/13

Craken

If you thought you would get some kind of sea monster, you missed it by that much.....

Mahtis

Why would I bother learning Finnish? I haven't yet fully mastered High Saurian http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/high-saurian.8006/

New Friend added 4/6/13

Ssword1995


New Friends added 9/7/13

Keeper


or if you prefer:


And these next two are always hanging around the forum, but I've never seen them post anything! Come on and introduce yourselves http://www.lustria-online.com/forums/introductions.18/

Bing


Google


New friend added 28/7/13

Slanputin


New friends 31/7/13

Ibisson


IronJaw

opportunities like this only come around once per edition

New Friends 2/8/13

Animaux


StormtruperTK41


Pofadder


New Friends 14/8/13

PlasmaDavid

Thanks to Qupakoco for the idea

Rikard

Sorry Rikard. Here are Rikard's sculpts: http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/aow-and-8th-ed-lm-contest.8844/

The Hunted

...Wabbit Season!..Lizard Season!...

New Fwiends 14/8/13

FavoredoftheOldOnes


The Red Devil


New Friend 23/8/13

Rettile


New Friend 30/8/13

The Scottish Saurus


New Friends 20/9/13

Silverbolt


THE_LAIR


Spiny Norman

New Friend 7/10/13

Lizardmatt


Public Safety Announcement 10/10/13

VampTeddy

Numerous sightings in the Lustria area indicate that he may be at large here.

If you see this criminal, or his known associates, "Knuckles" Qupakoco and Nate "The Forger" n810, do not approach them as they are considered armed and dangerous. Report them to authorities immediately.

It is possible he may attempt to use false ID.


This is not a genuine Spawning of Bob Avatar! It is a cunning fake!

New Friend 19/10/13

Dreadgrass


First new friend of 2014! Happy Chinese New Year (Year of Horse)

Gorgosaurus


New Friends 4/2/14

Yeah, right Connosaurus. Whatever you say.....


Overlord of Serpents


New friend 7/2/14

lizard_sNow


New friend, New technology 4/9/14

Korhedron


New friend (?) 5/4/15
Scolenex

New Friend 6/4/15
Kcibrihp-Esurc

New friend 12/4/15
road kill crow lordkingcrow

New Friend 15/4/15

@SilverFaith

New Friend. Hopefully. 18/4/15

The Red Devil

New Friend 20/4/15

@pendrake

New Friends 23/4/15

NIGHTBRINGE
R

New Friend 3/5/15

@little-myth coldblooded

New Friend 7/5/15

Caprasuridae (in a near inexplicable NexS1 and Caprasauridae mash up)

This post is full! Check my next one below for more friends.

 

[n810]

Great stuff Bob.
(N810 always ASF's)

 

[spawning of Bob]

The Bob and Friends Post above is at it's size limit. More friends will go here.

New Friend 15/5/15

@The Sauric Ace - Tally-ho!

New Friend 26/5/15
@JamJar Binks

New Friend 2/6/15
@StinkySkinky

New Friend 5/6/15

@matt-auton

because of this pure Lustrian gold.

Updated Friend 17/6/15

@JamJar

Old Friend 9/8/15
@novatomato

New Friend 28/8/15

@Rednax

New Friend 7/9/15
@Hyperborean

Because this. Just go with it.

New Friend 17/9/15
@Tlac'Natai the Observer

New Friend 2/11/15 @Oxytol

How do I send my story halo me pls pls

Umm. OK...?

 

[Scalenex]

Should have given him "Always Strikes Frist" I guess you said Always ASF. That means Always always strike's first so that's kind of a typo. Like saying "where is the ATM machine?"

EDIT: Perhaps I can put Bob's picture in my signature or failing that Avatar on the Carpe Noctern forum (not that I post there much but my signature says "Fear the Skink zombies!"

 

[spawning of Bob]

Come now Scalenex, we are not here to mock or belittle our friends and allies.

And .... spilling over into the next post...

New Friend from the increasingly crowded realm of chaos 8/12/15
@tom ndege

Old Friend 14/3/16 - @Crowsfoot

New friend 2/4/16
Coldblood the Skaven

 

[Arli]

ARRRR Matey!

Good Stuff Bob!

 

[newscales]

Fun and amusing across the board. I think I would prefer a gangster rapper lizard, but I like the pun on the scales part. Not sure how to pun scales into a rapper meme tho. Great stuff Bob!

 

[spawning of Bob]

Anything is possible.....



However, I prefer the quiet dignity of the Slann.

 

[Caprasauridae]

Boy, was I surprised to find myself in there along with the legends of Lustria Onlne! Thanks Bob, you made me blush! Oh, and no, there has been no spelling mistake in my username. It is a sort-of-pun from my last name. It means goat in Italian, by the way, if you happened to need any ammo...

 

[newscales]

Love it! 110%! Awesome drawing.

 

[spawning of Bob]

Ah, Thanks Caprasauridae. Goats are cool. I see a Beastman / Lizardmen alliance coming up (standard of drawing - desperate)

Just in case the joke I above did was too subtle, try typing "copro" into google and see what you get.....
"Crapasauridae" (which is probably how N810 spells your name) would have done the job too, but that would make Bob seem to be a potty humour advocate rather than an intellectual.

 

[Caprasauridae]

Beastlizardmen actually sound really cool! And yeah, I knew the meaning already, but probably wouldn't had made the connection (pun mastery level: not sufficient enough) without the descriptive text. Thanks for all the joy you bring to this forum, Bob!

 

[Qupakoco]

Should I change my name to Qupakophy? Haha.

Bob, you are hilarious.

 

[newscales]

Bestizard

 

[T`hinker`er]

Yes, it's true, I do some of my best t'hinkering on the John

And the resemblance is uncanny (too far?)

 

[Old Mossy]

hahaha, how have I missed this up until now? My favourite has to be stonecutter's. "These sculptures are an unrealistic depiction of lizards."

 

[T`hinker`er]

T'hinker'er

Cheap, and apologies to Auguste Rodin.

Should I mention that my name has nothing to do with being a great thinker (which I am surely not), but is rather a play on the word "tinker" ?

tin·ker

Noun
(esp. in former times) A person who travels from place to place mending pans, kettles, and other metal utensils as a way of making a living.

Verb
Attempt to repair or improve something in a casual or desultory way, often to no useful effect.

Synonyms
noun. tinsmith
verb. mend

 

[Arli]

It stinks that Bob made the wrong association.....

 

[spawning of Bob]

T'inker'er


Happy now?

 

[Old Mossy]

5/5