The songs great, but the comment section is a gold mine.
"I am altering the Christmas music, pray I don't alter it any further."
"This deal is getting better all the time!"
Vader: Your mother never told you who wrapped your presents...
Luke: She told me enough! She told me Santa wrapped them!
Vader: No -- I WRAPPED YOUR PRESENTS.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the night before Christmas? I thought not; it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Christmas legend. The tragedy was a Dark Night before the eve of Christmas. The night was so silent and so dark, it used the force to create a clatter. It had such a knowledge of the dark night that Christmas arose to see what was the matter. It could even keep the reindeer from flying. It became so powerful... the only thing it was afraid of losing Saint Nick to the rest of Christmas, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately it taught the next Christmas everything it knew, then the night passed. Ironic. It could keep Christmas locked in place for one night but not prevent the day.- Darth Christmas
" Santa Claus was weak! I destroyed him. " "Then I shall avenge his death!"
" Revenge is not the elven way. "
"...I am no elf!"
Parents: Santa doesn't exist
Darth Santa: ignites lightsaber I find your lack of faith disturbing.