Slann
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Following the rip-roaring success of my Star Wars Controversy Meme, I've looked back at the one that started all my interest in controversy memes (Dreamworks) and made my choices:

And here are my reasons for them:
Favourite Character: This was a close call between Po and Shrek, but Po makes me laugh more because of Jack Black's hilarious voice acting for him. On one hand Po is the Dragon Warrior he always hoped to be, but on the other he's still a clueless bumbler just as he was before he made that fateful journey to the Jade Palace. And in 3 we know where he gets it from!
Favourite Villain: It has to be Shen. From the first time I saw Kung Fu Panda 2, I found Shen to be very much what I would be if I was a villain - physically weaker than others but cunning, tactical and skilled with a blade - as well as having a full plan as to how I would conquer the world - not to mention his magnificent voice acting by the legend that is Gary Oldman. Tai Lung from the first film was great too (what are you going to do, Big Guy? Sit on me?) - indeed I'd say he's my second favourite - but Shen clinches it for me.
Favourite Film: Kung Fu Panda 2, because Shen steals the show and that it has a sinister dark edge to it that I really like.
Favourite Song: I have to say that is Jennifer Saunders' cover to 'I wanna be a hero', because it is just so fitting for the desperate assault on the castle it accompanies. Also arguably better than the original in places.
Favourite Moment: When Shen returns to Gongmen City, not only for the reasons above but also because he is able to use his swordfighting skills to thrash two Kung Fu masters at the same time, and when the greatest of the three defeats him, Shen promptly destroys him with one of his new cannons.
Despised Character(s): While I think Forever After is the worst of the Shrek films so far, the worst characters (not only in Shrek but all of Dreamworks' filmmaking history) are the pupils and staff of Worcestershire Academy from Shrek the Third, principally because they have the dreadful dialogue and diction to the way they speak so common in people nowadays, but also the whole atmosphere that they have bred is just the epitome of savagery and the death of civilisation, the complete opposite to the noble kingdom of Camelot portrayed in the legends. Even the teachers are bullies there as they want Shrek to eat Arthur just as much as the pupils do. From the show-off Lancelot to the tarty Guinevere, they are all insults to the Arthurian legends.
Despised Villain: Of all the villains in Dreamworks films I've seen, by far the worst is Rumpelstiltskin from Forever After in my view, mainly because from the moment I first encountered him, he reminded me far more of a school bully from my past than the evil conniving dictator they tried to make him - annoying and highly punch-worthy, but ultimately without any backbone. I honestly dread to think of the mess that Far Far Away would become if my favourite and despised Dreamworks villains were ever to meet...
Despised Movie: The one Dreamworks film I think I remember seeing at some point is Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, because it is definitely the most forgettable of all the Dreamworks films I've seen. Of course there are Dreamworks films I've not seen that look ten times worse (Home and Trolls come to mind) but Legend of the Seven Seas I would say is the worst I've seen. If you want to watch a great Sinbad film (or three), have a look at the Ray Harryhausen Sinbad trilogy (Seventh Voyage of Sinbad, Golden Voyage of Sinbad and Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger), because those are truly terrific old films that blow Legend of the Seven Seas out of the water in my view.
Despised Song: I have to say I can't think of any song I particularly hate, because all the Dreamworks film songs I've heard are either great or average in my opinion.
Despised Scene: Continuing my Despised Character reasoning, the worst scene has got to be the arrival at Worcestershire Academy scene because it is just so cringeworthy, from the completely out-of-sync cheerleaders to Guinevere speaking in a language based on English none of the main characters can understand. The only decent parts are the future Sir Percival failing his driving test miserably ("Ease up on the reins") and the two RPG player stereotypes who are 'not fitting in' (I like to reinterpret them as Magic players who haven't ditched their cards and started Warhammer instead).
Anyway, I don't know how many of you watch or like Dreamworks films, but here's the blank template for those who want to create their own version:

I look forward to seeing what you all come up with!

And here are my reasons for them:
Favourite Character: This was a close call between Po and Shrek, but Po makes me laugh more because of Jack Black's hilarious voice acting for him. On one hand Po is the Dragon Warrior he always hoped to be, but on the other he's still a clueless bumbler just as he was before he made that fateful journey to the Jade Palace. And in 3 we know where he gets it from!
Favourite Villain: It has to be Shen. From the first time I saw Kung Fu Panda 2, I found Shen to be very much what I would be if I was a villain - physically weaker than others but cunning, tactical and skilled with a blade - as well as having a full plan as to how I would conquer the world - not to mention his magnificent voice acting by the legend that is Gary Oldman. Tai Lung from the first film was great too (what are you going to do, Big Guy? Sit on me?) - indeed I'd say he's my second favourite - but Shen clinches it for me.
Favourite Film: Kung Fu Panda 2, because Shen steals the show and that it has a sinister dark edge to it that I really like.
Favourite Song: I have to say that is Jennifer Saunders' cover to 'I wanna be a hero', because it is just so fitting for the desperate assault on the castle it accompanies. Also arguably better than the original in places.
Favourite Moment: When Shen returns to Gongmen City, not only for the reasons above but also because he is able to use his swordfighting skills to thrash two Kung Fu masters at the same time, and when the greatest of the three defeats him, Shen promptly destroys him with one of his new cannons.
Despised Character(s): While I think Forever After is the worst of the Shrek films so far, the worst characters (not only in Shrek but all of Dreamworks' filmmaking history) are the pupils and staff of Worcestershire Academy from Shrek the Third, principally because they have the dreadful dialogue and diction to the way they speak so common in people nowadays, but also the whole atmosphere that they have bred is just the epitome of savagery and the death of civilisation, the complete opposite to the noble kingdom of Camelot portrayed in the legends. Even the teachers are bullies there as they want Shrek to eat Arthur just as much as the pupils do. From the show-off Lancelot to the tarty Guinevere, they are all insults to the Arthurian legends.
Despised Villain: Of all the villains in Dreamworks films I've seen, by far the worst is Rumpelstiltskin from Forever After in my view, mainly because from the moment I first encountered him, he reminded me far more of a school bully from my past than the evil conniving dictator they tried to make him - annoying and highly punch-worthy, but ultimately without any backbone. I honestly dread to think of the mess that Far Far Away would become if my favourite and despised Dreamworks villains were ever to meet...
Despised Movie: The one Dreamworks film I think I remember seeing at some point is Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, because it is definitely the most forgettable of all the Dreamworks films I've seen. Of course there are Dreamworks films I've not seen that look ten times worse (Home and Trolls come to mind) but Legend of the Seven Seas I would say is the worst I've seen. If you want to watch a great Sinbad film (or three), have a look at the Ray Harryhausen Sinbad trilogy (Seventh Voyage of Sinbad, Golden Voyage of Sinbad and Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger), because those are truly terrific old films that blow Legend of the Seven Seas out of the water in my view.
Despised Song: I have to say I can't think of any song I particularly hate, because all the Dreamworks film songs I've heard are either great or average in my opinion.
Despised Scene: Continuing my Despised Character reasoning, the worst scene has got to be the arrival at Worcestershire Academy scene because it is just so cringeworthy, from the completely out-of-sync cheerleaders to Guinevere speaking in a language based on English none of the main characters can understand. The only decent parts are the future Sir Percival failing his driving test miserably ("Ease up on the reins") and the two RPG player stereotypes who are 'not fitting in' (I like to reinterpret them as Magic players who haven't ditched their cards and started Warhammer instead).
Anyway, I don't know how many of you watch or like Dreamworks films, but here's the blank template for those who want to create their own version:

I look forward to seeing what you all come up with!
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